Pain in the arse

I wish I had a pain in the arse.

As a Baggie and with a little less bowel than most, I don't get those pains in the arse, instead, I am much more susceptible to fluctuations in my movements, the runs or various levels of constipation. Because I am taking an amount of pain meds I get bunged up pretty quickly.

So to handle I gotta make sure I do a few things. Firstly a few laxatives, they get the gurgling started. Lots of water, lots of drinking, 2litre a day at least. And moving, keep moving around, physical exercise, this is probably the best thing to keep it all happening. Just have to keep things all smooth and moving along.

Wish I had that pain in the arse again.

Tomorrow is always another day.
Trev.